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Gunga Din

Gunga Din by Rudyard KiplingYou may talk o' gin and beerWhen you're quartered safe out 'ere,An' you're sent to penny-fights an' Aldershot it;But when it comes to slaughterYou will do your work on water,An' you'll lick the bloomin' boots of 'im that's got it.Now in Injia's sunny clime,Where I used to spend my timeA-servin' of 'Er Majesty the Queen,Of all them blackfaced crewThe finest man I knewWas our regimental bhisti, Gunga Din.He was "Din! Din! Din!You limpin' lump o' brick-dust, Gunga Din!Hi! slippery hitherao!Water, get it! Panee lao!You squidgy-nosed old idol, Gunga Din."The uniform 'e woreWas nothin' much before,An' rather less than 'arf o' that be'ind,For a piece o' twisty ragAn' a goatskin water-bagWas all the field-equipment 'e could find.When the sweatin' troop-train layIn a sidin' through the day,Where the 'eat would make your bloomin' eyebrows crawl,We shouted "Harry By!"Till our throats were bricky-dry,Then we wopped 'im 'cause 'e couldn't serve us all.It was "Din! Din! Din!You 'eathen, where the mischief 'ave you been?You put some juldee in itOr I'll marrow you this minuteIf you don't fill up my helmet, Gunga Din!"'E would dot an' carry oneTill the longest day was done;An' 'e didn't seem to know the use o' fear.If we charged or broke or cut,You could bet your bloomin' nut,'E'd be waitin' fifty paces right flank rear.With 'is mussick on 'is back,'E would skip with our attack,An' watch us till the bugles made "Retire",An' for all 'is dirty 'ide'E was white, clear white, insideWhen 'e went to tend the wounded under fire!It was "Din! Din! Din!"With the bullets kickin' dust-spots on the green.When the cartridges ran out,You could hear the front-files shout,"Hi! ammunition-mules an' Gunga Din!"I shan't forgit the nightWhen I dropped be'ind the fightWith a bullet where my belt-plate should 'a' been.I was chokin' mad with thirst,An' the man that spied me firstWas our good old grinnin', gruntin' Gunga Din.'E lifted up my 'ead,An' he plugged me where I bled,An' 'e guv me 'arf-a-pint o' water-green:It was crawlin' and it stunk,But of all the drinks I've drunk,I'm gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.It was "Din! Din! Din!'Ere's a beggar with a bullet through 'is spleen;'E's chawin' up the ground,An' 'e's kickin' all around:For Gawd's sake git the water, Gunga Din!"'E carried me awayTo where a dooli lay,An' a bullet come an' drilled the beggar clean.'E put me safe inside,An' just before 'e died,"I 'ope you liked your drink", sez Gunga Din.So I'll meet 'im later onAt the place where 'e is gone --Where it's always double drill and no canteen;'E'll be squattin' on the coalsGivin' drink to poor damned souls,An' I'll get a swig in hell from Gunga Din!Yes, Din! Din! Din!You Lazarushian-leather Gunga Din!Though I've belted you and flayed you,By the livin' Gawd that made you,You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!

Author: iamsemjaza
Keywords: gunga din
Added: September 5, 2008

A foggy day in Topanga 10

A foggy day in Topanga 10

Author: tkotch
Keywords: foggy day in Topanga 10
Added: September 1, 2008

Bloodhound Gang - "Pickles and Fudge"

"Pickles and Fudge" AKA 4 White Guy'sBack in the day, Jimmy Pop traded me this old BHG cassette for a full season of the hit NBC show "ALF" recorded on Beta. You tell me who got the better deal.LYRICS:Now ladies and gentlemen the event you've all been waiting forPickles and fudge bananas and carrotsI got the applesauce you got the spare ribsTurn the lights out (Change and excess?) makes a really good mixBubblegum swirl and celery sticksI'm the Loch Ness the Loch Ness the Loch Ness monster.. was a ... Jerry's kids need a sponsorIt's kinda half bootleg, and it'll bang your head backA glass of urine and can quench your thirstI'm puttin' on my ... gonna do the "Night Ranger"Down for the night in my broken down mangerCuz I'm a huskin' a huskin' a huskin' your cornAnd he was gamin' on the fetus just before she was bornWhen I'm feelin' oriental I gotta rub my chinI'm gonna hold my water in like I'm Gunga DinTiny bubbles in the tub pull my fingers Lawrence WelkIf you wanna look like Rocky Dennis better drink your milkHave a taste Micro Bo Base `cause all girlies got smilesYou're gettin' on my case like the Rockford FilesTake the pressure out her mouth, sometimes I'll have to askWent on T.V. and a car... mouth bassCrazy Eddie in the slammer `cause he's giving it all awayJohn Boy run in the barn with the horse and the hayJimmy Pop mooches mommy's smooches lungs are filled with tarDo you even know who we are?Just four white boys makin' money makin' noiseJust four white boys makin' money makin' noiseJust four white boys makin' money makin' noiseJust four white boys makin' money makin' noiseWe're playing the Palladium you can't get on Star SearchMicro Bo Bass standin' tall he can do the "Funky Lurch"I'm a driving experience fart fart Fig NewtonOur mic is the difference `tween rolls (fat rolls) and Wayne NewtonJ.F.K.'s head is a puzzle and your woman needs a muzzleBarbara Eden in the bottle and now I'm gonna guzzle`cause I'm looking like a pump but I'm feelin' like a sneakerTo rise to the attention that's why you're ... beakerI'm a ... I'm baby ... meanI'm ... a lotta ladies or the Mr. CleanThis land is your landThis land is my land`cause I'm so fit they call me Mr. FitnessAnd I got more rhymes that Jahova's got witness'... is a camel under Yasser Arafat........... is a Cassanova .... girlfriend's ...You took it hook line sinker like Charlie the ...`cause I'm calling your bluff like I'm a piss-poor tunaOne banana two banana three banana fourI'm takin' pri.. and I'm knockin' down your doorClaude Van Damme, Spam on the canExcelsior Stan the ManWas it Micro Bo BassOr I'm the ...Do you even know who we are?Just four white boys makin' money makin' noiseJust four white boys makin' money makin' noiseJust four white boys makin' money makin' noiseJust four white boys makin' money makin' noiseMichael ... playin' on the lace with the number of the peaceI'm like a sour made-wine with your girlfriend's yeast...Ernie's shootin' up he gets his fix from BertSnuffleupagus SnuffleupagusI bet none of you will ever get enough of this... buggin' out with Dick Nixon`cause I've got more rhymes than Ivan DixsonDrivin' up the bridge jump the cliff Aaaahhhh!I've got the hives close your mouths nowWhat's the word? Thunderbird (Pac-man theme starts)What's the price? Fourty thirdHigh school nerd and shot your catI make the punk back up with a whiffleball batPlayin' three card monte yes I got your mommy's silverCome on Pop Man (Asking Jimmy Pop to finish the rhyme)you know nothing rhymes with silverI got your mommy's silver playin' three card monteI shot ... without hurting anybodyAnts in the pants don't break the iceDon't spill the beans don't eat that riceUncle Bens come againUncle Bens come again come again Uncle BensLike Unkle Bens rice with no grand prize...... what the hell's going on here?... with some R C beerEatin' messy mother with an ice cream barDo you even know who we are?Just four white boys makin' money makin' noiseJust four white boys makin' money makin' noiseJust four white boys makin' money makin' noiseJust four white boys makin' money makin' noise

Author: BHGangster
Keywords: Bloodhound Gang Live Fire Water Burn
Added: August 28, 2008

counter strike football comedy

counter strike 1.6 esea deagle headshotsClips include Casablanca, Singin' in the Rain, Star Wars, The Searchers, Sunset Blvd., Bringing Up Baby, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, The Third Man, Ben-Hur (1959), Titanic (1997), North By Northwest, A Night at the Opera, Shane, The Mask of Zorro, Arsenic and Old Lace, Rear Window, Psycho (1960), Shrek 2, Spider-Man 2, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rocky, The Right Stuff, Cars, Strangers on a Train, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The Music Man, Peter Pan (1953), Hook, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Home Alone, Some Like it Hot, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Toy Story, The Adventures of Robin Hood, Lawrence of Arabia, Dick Tracy, Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Double Indemnity, Saturday Night Fever, Jailhouse Rock, The Maltese Falcon, High Noon, Yankee Doodle Dandy, Batman (1966), The Wizard of Oz, On the Town, Gunga Din, Citizen Kane, Rebel Without a Cause, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Superman, West Side Story, Seabiscuit, Happy Gilmore, A Christmas Story, Chariots of Fire, American Graffiti, The French Connection, Bullitt, Amadeus, School of Rock, The Godfather, Back to the Future, Gone With the Wind, The Bridge on the River Kwai, Goldfinger, Cool Hand Luke, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Great Dictator, Jaws, Tootsie, Airplane!, Vertigo, Risky Business, Adam's Rib, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Big Fat Liar, The Great Escape, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Napoleon Dynamite, Field of Dreams, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Dances With Wolves, Patton, Caddyshack, It's a Wonderful Life, Million Dollar Baby (2004), Raging Bull, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Shining, 2001: A Space Odyssey, All About Eve, Doctor Zhivago, King Kong (1933), On the Waterfront, Schindler's List, The Grapes of Wrath, The Sound of Music, Silence of the Lambs, The Jerk, Elf, Public Enemy, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Natural, National Lampoon's Animal House, Ghostbusters, Annie Hall, Miracle on 34th Street (1947), Men in Black, The Matrix, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Man Who Would Be King, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Safety Last, The Fugitive, and Modern Times.

Author: ColdToiletSeats
Keywords: counter strike 1.6 esea deagle desert eagle headshot esports entertainment frags fragging martha stewart halo youtube
Added: August 26, 2008

counter strike football comedy

counter strike 1.6 esea deagle headshotsClips include Casablanca, Singin' in the Rain, Star Wars, The Searchers, Sunset Blvd., Bringing Up Baby, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, The Third Man, Ben-Hur (1959), Titanic (1997), North By Northwest, A Night at the Opera, Shane, The Mask of Zorro, Arsenic and Old Lace, Rear Window, Psycho (1960), Shrek 2, Spider-Man 2, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rocky, The Right Stuff, Cars, Strangers on a Train, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The Music Man, Peter Pan (1953), Hook, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Home Alone, Some Like it Hot, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Toy Story, The Adventures of Robin Hood, Lawrence of Arabia, Dick Tracy, Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Double Indemnity, Saturday Night Fever, Jailhouse Rock, The Maltese Falcon, High Noon, Yankee Doodle Dandy, Batman (1966), The Wizard of Oz, On the Town, Gunga Din, Citizen Kane, Rebel Without a Cause, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Superman, West Side Story, Seabiscuit, Happy Gilmore, A Christmas Story, Chariots of Fire, American Graffiti, The French Connection, Bullitt, Amadeus, School of Rock, The Godfather, Back to the Future, Gone With the Wind, The Bridge on the River Kwai, Goldfinger, Cool Hand Luke, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Great Dictator, Jaws, Tootsie, Airplane!, Vertigo, Risky Business, Adam's Rib, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Big Fat Liar, The Great Escape, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Napoleon Dynamite, Field of Dreams, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Dances With Wolves, Patton, Caddyshack, It's a Wonderful Life, Million Dollar Baby (2004), Raging Bull, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Shining, 2001: A Space Odyssey, All About Eve, Doctor Zhivago, King Kong (1933), On the Waterfront, Schindler's List, The Grapes of Wrath, The Sound of Music, Silence of the Lambs, The Jerk, Elf, Public Enemy, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Natural, National Lampoon's Animal House, Ghostbusters, Annie Hall, Miracle on 34th Street (1947), Men in Black, The Matrix, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Man Who Would Be King, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Safety Last, The Fugitive, and Modern Times.

Author: ColdToiletSeats
Keywords: counter strike 1.6 esea deagle desert eagle headshot esports entertainment frags fragging martha stewart halo youtube
Added: August 26, 2008

counter strike football comedy

counter strike 1.6 esea deagle headshotsClips include Casablanca, Singin' in the Rain, Star Wars, The Searchers, Sunset Blvd., Bringing Up Baby, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, The Third Man, Ben-Hur (1959), Titanic (1997), North By Northwest, A Night at the Opera, Shane, The Mask of Zorro, Arsenic and Old Lace, Rear Window, Psycho (1960), Shrek 2, Spider-Man 2, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rocky, The Right Stuff, Cars, Strangers on a Train, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The Music Man, Peter Pan (1953), Hook, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Home Alone, Some Like it Hot, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Toy Story, The Adventures of Robin Hood, Lawrence of Arabia, Dick Tracy, Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Double Indemnity, Saturday Night Fever, Jailhouse Rock, The Maltese Falcon, High Noon, Yankee Doodle Dandy, Batman (1966), The Wizard of Oz, On the Town, Gunga Din, Citizen Kane, Rebel Without a Cause, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Superman, West Side Story, Seabiscuit, Happy Gilmore, A Christmas Story, Chariots of Fire, American Graffiti, The French Connection, Bullitt, Amadeus, School of Rock, The Godfather, Back to the Future, Gone With the Wind, The Bridge on the River Kwai, Goldfinger, Cool Hand Luke, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Great Dictator, Jaws, Tootsie, Airplane!, Vertigo, Risky Business, Adam's Rib, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Big Fat Liar, The Great Escape, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Napoleon Dynamite, Field of Dreams, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Dances With Wolves, Patton, Caddyshack, It's a Wonderful Life, Million Dollar Baby (2004), Raging Bull, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Shining, 2001: A Space Odyssey, All About Eve, Doctor Zhivago, King Kong (1933), On the Waterfront, Schindler's List, The Grapes of Wrath, The Sound of Music, Silence of the Lambs, The Jerk, Elf, Public Enemy, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Natural, National Lampoon's Animal House, Ghostbusters, Annie Hall, Miracle on 34th Street (1947), Men in Black, The Matrix, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Man Who Would Be King, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Safety Last, The Fugitive, and Modern Times.

Author: ColdToiletSeats
Keywords: counter strike 1.6 esea deagle desert eagle headshot esports entertainment frags fragging martha stewart halo youtube
Added: August 26, 2008

counter strike football comedy

counter strike 1.6 esea deagle headshotsClips include Casablanca, Singin' in the Rain, Star Wars, The Searchers, Sunset Blvd., Bringing Up Baby, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, The Third Man, Ben-Hur (1959), Titanic (1997), North By Northwest, A Night at the Opera, Shane, The Mask of Zorro, Arsenic and Old Lace, Rear Window, Psycho (1960), Shrek 2, Spider-Man 2, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Rocky, The Right Stuff, Cars, Strangers on a Train, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!, The Music Man, Peter Pan (1953), Hook, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Home Alone, Some Like it Hot, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, The Muppets Take Manhattan, Toy Story, The Adventures of Robin Hood, Lawrence of Arabia, Dick Tracy, Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Double Indemnity, Saturday Night Fever, Jailhouse Rock, The Maltese Falcon, High Noon, Yankee Doodle Dandy, Batman (1966), The Wizard of Oz, On the Town, Gunga Din, Citizen Kane, Rebel Without a Cause, The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Superman, West Side Story, Seabiscuit, Happy Gilmore, A Christmas Story, Chariots of Fire, American Graffiti, The French Connection, Bullitt, Amadeus, School of Rock, The Godfather, Back to the Future, Gone With the Wind, The Bridge on the River Kwai, Goldfinger, Cool Hand Luke, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Great Dictator, Jaws, Tootsie, Airplane!, Vertigo, Risky Business, Adam's Rib, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Frankenstein, Big Fat Liar, The Great Escape, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, Napoleon Dynamite, Field of Dreams, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Forrest Gump, Pulp Fiction, Dances With Wolves, Patton, Caddyshack, It's a Wonderful Life, Million Dollar Baby (2004), Raging Bull, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Shining, 2001: A Space Odyssey, All About Eve, Doctor Zhivago, King Kong (1933), On the Waterfront, Schindler's List, The Grapes of Wrath, The Sound of Music, Silence of the Lambs, The Jerk, Elf, Public Enemy, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Natural, National Lampoon's Animal House, Ghostbusters, Annie Hall, Miracle on 34th Street (1947), Men in Black, The Matrix, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Man Who Would Be King, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Safety Last, The Fugitive, and Modern Times.

Author: ColdToiletSeats
Keywords: counter strike 1.6 esea deagle desert eagle headshot esports entertainment frags fragging martha stewart halo youtube
Added: August 26, 2008

Gunga Din
Gunga Din by Rudyard Kipling as read by Phillip J Rhoades
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Realism in Movies: Oxymoron
My favorite movie of all time -- not counting a dozen or so of Bing Crosby's best films -- is the 1939 classic Gunga Din, based on the Rudyard Kipling poem.
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Pardon My Loincloth
Sammy Davis Jr. doing a Gunga Din impersonation!
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Realism in Movies: Oxymoron
My favorite movie of all time -- not counting a dozen or so of Bing Crosby's best films -- is the 1939 classic Gunga Din, based on the Rudyard Kipling poem.
http://digg.com/political_opinion/Realism_in_Movies_Oxymoron

Racism Is to Be Expected From Don Imus
Imus called Washington Post reporter Howard Kurtz a "boner-nosed... beanie-wearing Jewboy," referred to a disabled colleague as "the cripple," and to an Indian men's tennis duo as "Gunga Din and Sambo." In Imus' words, the New York Knicks are "chest-thumping pimps."
http://digg.com/politics/Racism_Is_to_Be_Expected_From_Don_Imus