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Rehearsal from summer '08. For you Mom!
Author: exThePas
Keywords: CarmenatOrange
Added: August 29, 2008
This is a slideshow with pictures mostly taken by me. SOME r taken by a friend and mom (yes mom:P)Music: Four tet - Unspoken
Author: FistOfAnger
Keywords: summer four tet unspoken slideshow norway
Added: August 29, 2008
The water birth of our second child, our first to be born at home. It was the most amazing and wonderful experience and amazingly manageable. I never got to the point where I didn't think I couldn't do it. Baby was born weighing 11 lbs and 3 oz and 22 inches long, without a tear thanks to my wonderful midwife. Baby was just healthy. Mom did not have gestational diabetes.
Author: thehappyhippo
Keywords: water birth home big baby 11 pounds natural child drug free childbirth midwife
Added: August 29, 2008
{I didn't reach my goal, but still got a lot of comments, so thanks.}Recap: Carmen threatened Kevin not to tell.Gabrielle had awaken and it was 2:30 when Joe had came home. The house was dead quiet and not a single sound was made. Carmen and Kevin were relieved they didn't get caught. Carmen went back home.~The Next Day~--- With Nick ---Nick: Yo fat-ass! [Gesturing to the cop] Can I get a curtain in here or something? It'd be nice if I got a little privacy while I piss.Annoyed, the officer pulled the curtain close over the prison bars. Officer: Happy?Nick: Extatic!Instead of going to pee, he lowered his pants, then underwear, and began to rub. Moaning, and sounds of pleasure were loud enough for the officer to get disgusted to hear him masturbating so he walked away.Nick: [Growling & Moaning in Pleasure] Ohh, Yes!!!?? [Opened the Curtain] Nick, are you alri- Oh my God!! ??Nick: JASMINE! [Dropped his Private Area] Jasmine: I, Ummmm... I- Nick: [Embaressed] Uhhh, this looks akward.Jasmine: If you, like, want me to leave so you could continue, thats totally fine, I mean-Nick: No! [Pulled his pants up] Stay!Jasmine: Are you sure?Nick: Yeah, 100%!Jasmine: [Sat on the bench] I've never seen someone jacking off in a jail facility. [Laughs] Actually I've never seen someone jacking off.Nick: [Still Embaressed] Thats ok. I just never thought someone would fucking walk in on me.Jasmine: Soo... your getting out in another week. I spoke to the guys around here and turns out, no court trial! You just have to stay away from seeing those freakin' drugs.Nick: [Staring at her breasts] I haven't seen those in a while.Jasmine: Nick?Nick: What? [Snaps out of it] Oh, sure!Jasmine: [Joking] Your such a pig.Nick: Why?Jasmine: Don't think I didn't see you staring at my boobs.Nick: Can you blame me? They're HUGE!Jasmine: [Leans into the bars and grabbed his collar while she kissed him] You'll get more of this [Smacked her ass] when you get out of here.Nick: [Excited] I can't wait!Jasmine: But don't act like your planning to have sex cause you remembered my promise.Nick: Oh yeah....Jasmine: So what did you do this past week around here?Nick: Well, ummmm, lets see.... the first day I got here these assholes had to strip all my clothes off to see if I was hiding fuckin drugs in my underwear or something. [Sarcastic] Exciting, right?!!Jasmine: [Laughs] Hahahahaha! Thats hilarious.Nick: [Serious & Pissed] Not really! The first time I had sex in prison was with a fat, hairy cop named Mike.Jasmine: [Laughs More Until Her Cell Phone Rings] Uhhggg! Thats my mom. I gotta go!!--- With Joe & Kevin ---Kevin: Dude! [Sadly] I gotta tell you something.Joe: What is it?To be continued....______________________What do you guys think? I also wanna know, do you guys like the kind of new sexual writing or do you think its gross and unessesary? I need to know cause I don't know if I should add in it other chapters. Also, you guys probably think Carmen's a slut. I know I do.
Author: Jonas4Life12
Keywords: Jonas4Life12
Added: August 29, 2008
{I didn't reach my goal, but still got a lot of comments, so thanks.}Recap: Carmen threatened Kevin not to tell.Gabrielle had awaken and it was 2:30 when Joe had came home. The house was dead quiet and not a single sound was made. Carmen and Kevin were relieved they didn't get caught. Carmen went back home.~The Next Day~--- With Nick ---Nick: Yo fat-ass! [Gesturing to the cop] Can I get a curtain in here or something? It'd be nice if I got a little privacy while I piss.Annoyed, the officer pulled the curtain close over the prison bars. Officer: Happy?Nick: Extatic!Instead of going to pee, he lowered his pants, then underwear, and began to rub. Moaning, and sounds of pleasure were loud enough for the officer to get disgusted to hear him masturbating so he walked away.Nick: [Growling & Moaning in Pleasure] Ohh, Yes!!!?? [Opened the Curtain] Nick, are you alri- Oh my God!! ??Nick: JASMINE! [Dropped his Private Area] Jasmine: I, Ummmm... I- Nick: [Embaressed] Uhhh, this looks akward.Jasmine: If you, like, want me to leave so you could continue, thats totally fine, I mean-Nick: No! [Pulled his pants up] Stay!Jasmine: Are you sure?Nick: Yeah, 100%!Jasmine: [Sat on the bench] I've never seen someone jacking off in a jail facility. [Laughs] Actually I've never seen someone jacking off.Nick: [Still Embaressed] Thats ok. I just never thought someone would fucking walk in on me.Jasmine: Soo... your getting out in another week. I spoke to the guys around here and turns out, no court trial! You just have to stay away from seeing those freakin' drugs.Nick: [Staring at her breasts] I haven't seen those in a while.Jasmine: Nick?Nick: What? [Snaps out of it] Oh, sure!Jasmine: [Joking] Your such a pig.Nick: Why?Jasmine: Don't think I didn't see you staring at my boobs.Nick: Can you blame me? They're HUGE!Jasmine: [Leans into the bars and grabbed his collar while she kissed him] You'll get more of this [Smacked her ass] when you get out of here.Nick: [Excited] I can't wait!Jasmine: But don't act like your planning to have sex cause you remembered my promise.Nick: Oh yeah....Jasmine: So what did you do this past week around here?Nick: Well, ummmm, lets see.... the first day I got here these assholes had to strip all my clothes off to see if I was hiding fuckin drugs in my underwear or something. [Sarcastic] Exciting, right?!!Jasmine: [Laughs] Hahahahaha! Thats hilarious.Nick: [Serious & Pissed] Not really! The first time I had sex in prison was with a fat, hairy cop named Mike.Jasmine: [Laughs More Until Her Cell Phone Rings] Uhhggg! Thats my mom. I gotta go!!--- With Joe & Kevin ---Kevin: Dude! [Sadly] I gotta tell you something.Joe: What is it?To be continued....______________________What do you guys think? I also wanna know, do you guys like the kind of new sexual writing or do you think its gross and unessesary? I need to know cause I don't know if I should add in it other chapters. Also, you guys probably think Carmen's a slut. I know I do.
Author: Jonas4Life12
Keywords: Jonas4Life12
Added: August 29, 2008
{I didn't reach my goal, but still got a lot of comments, so thanks.}Recap: Carmen threatened Kevin not to tell.Gabrielle had awaken and it was 2:30 when Joe had came home. The house was dead quiet and not a single sound was made. Carmen and Kevin were relieved they didn't get caught. Carmen went back home.~The Next Day~--- With Nick ---Nick: Yo fat-ass! [Gesturing to the cop] Can I get a curtain in here or something? It'd be nice if I got a little privacy while I piss.Annoyed, the officer pulled the curtain close over the prison bars. Officer: Happy?Nick: Extatic!Instead of going to pee, he lowered his pants, then underwear, and began to rub. Moaning, and sounds of pleasure were loud enough for the officer to get disgusted to hear him masturbating so he walked away.Nick: [Growling & Moaning in Pleasure] Ohh, Yes!!!?? [Opened the Curtain] Nick, are you alri- Oh my God!! ??Nick: JASMINE! [Dropped his Private Area] Jasmine: I, Ummmm... I- Nick: [Embaressed] Uhhh, this looks akward.Jasmine: If you, like, want me to leave so you could continue, thats totally fine, I mean-Nick: No! [Pulled his pants up] Stay!Jasmine: Are you sure?Nick: Yeah, 100%!Jasmine: [Sat on the bench] I've never seen someone jacking off in a jail facility. [Laughs] Actually I've never seen someone jacking off.Nick: [Still Embaressed] Thats ok. I just never thought someone would fucking walk in on me.Jasmine: Soo... your getting out in another week. I spoke to the guys around here and turns out, no court trial! You just have to stay away from seeing those freakin' drugs.Nick: [Staring at her breasts] I haven't seen those in a while.Jasmine: Nick?Nick: What? [Snaps out of it] Oh, sure!Jasmine: [Joking] Your such a pig.Nick: Why?Jasmine: Don't think I didn't see you staring at my boobs.Nick: Can you blame me? They're HUGE!Jasmine: [Leans into the bars and grabbed his collar while she kissed him] You'll get more of this [Smacked her ass] when you get out of here.Nick: [Excited] I can't wait!Jasmine: But don't act like your planning to have sex cause you remembered my promise.Nick: Oh yeah....Jasmine: So what did you do this past week around here?Nick: Well, ummmm, lets see.... the first day I got here these assholes had to strip all my clothes off to see if I was hiding fuckin drugs in my underwear or something. [Sarcastic] Exciting, right?!!Jasmine: [Laughs] Hahahahaha! Thats hilarious.Nick: [Serious & Pissed] Not really! The first time I had sex in prison was with a fat, hairy cop named Mike.Jasmine: [Laughs More Until Her Cell Phone Rings] Uhhggg! Thats my mom. I gotta go!!--- With Joe & Kevin ---Kevin: Dude! [Sadly] I gotta tell you something.Joe: What is it?To be continued....______________________What do you guys think? I also wanna know, do you guys like the kind of new sexual writing or do you think its gross and unessesary? I need to know cause I don't know if I should add in it other chapters. Also, you guys probably think Carmen's a slut. I know I do.
Author: Jonas4Life12
Keywords: Jonas4Life12
Added: August 29, 2008
{I didn't reach my goal, but still got a lot of comments, so thanks.}Recap: Carmen threatened Kevin not to tell.Gabrielle had awaken and it was 2:30 when Joe had came home. The house was dead quiet and not a single sound was made. Carmen and Kevin were relieved they didn't get caught. Carmen went back home.~The Next Day~--- With Nick ---Nick: Yo fat-ass! [Gesturing to the cop] Can I get a curtain in here or something? It'd be nice if I got a little privacy while I piss.Annoyed, the officer pulled the curtain close over the prison bars. Officer: Happy?Nick: Extatic!Instead of going to pee, he lowered his pants, then underwear, and began to rub. Moaning, and sounds of pleasure were loud enough for the officer to get disgusted to hear him masturbating so he walked away.Nick: [Growling & Moaning in Pleasure] Ohh, Yes!!!?? [Opened the Curtain] Nick, are you alri- Oh my God!! ??Nick: JASMINE! [Dropped his Private Area] Jasmine: I, Ummmm... I- Nick: [Embaressed] Uhhh, this looks akward.Jasmine: If you, like, want me to leave so you could continue, thats totally fine, I mean-Nick: No! [Pulled his pants up] Stay!Jasmine: Are you sure?Nick: Yeah, 100%!Jasmine: [Sat on the bench] I've never seen someone jacking off in a jail facility. [Laughs] Actually I've never seen someone jacking off.Nick: [Still Embaressed] Thats ok. I just never thought someone would fucking walk in on me.Jasmine: Soo... your getting out in another week. I spoke to the guys around here and turns out, no court trial! You just have to stay away from seeing those freakin' drugs.Nick: [Staring at her breasts] I haven't seen those in a while.Jasmine: Nick?Nick: What? [Snaps out of it] Oh, sure!Jasmine: [Joking] Your such a pig.Nick: Why?Jasmine: Don't think I didn't see you staring at my boobs.Nick: Can you blame me? They're HUGE!Jasmine: [Leans into the bars and grabbed his collar while she kissed him] You'll get more of this [Smacked her ass] when you get out of here.Nick: [Excited] I can't wait!Jasmine: But don't act like your planning to have sex cause you remembered my promise.Nick: Oh yeah....Jasmine: So what did you do this past week around here?Nick: Well, ummmm, lets see.... the first day I got here these assholes had to strip all my clothes off to see if I was hiding fuckin drugs in my underwear or something. [Sarcastic] Exciting, right?!!Jasmine: [Laughs] Hahahahaha! Thats hilarious.Nick: [Serious & Pissed] Not really! The first time I had sex in prison was with a fat, hairy cop named Mike.Jasmine: [Laughs More Until Her Cell Phone Rings] Uhhggg! Thats my mom. I gotta go!!--- With Joe & Kevin ---Kevin: Dude! [Sadly] I gotta tell you something.Joe: What is it?To be continued....______________________What do you guys think? I also wanna know, do you guys like the kind of new sexual writing or do you think its gross and unessesary? I need to know cause I don't know if I should add in it other chapters. Also, you guys probably think Carmen's a slut. I know I do.
Author: Jonas4Life12
Keywords: Jonas4Life12
Added: August 29, 2008
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A mother was convicted Friday of killing her month-old daughter by burning her in a microwave oven, with jurors rejecting a defense attorney's claims there was evidence that someone else was responsible.
http://digg.com/world_news/Ohio_jury_convicts_mom_in_microwaved_baby_case
A mother was convicted Friday of killing her month-old daughter by burning her in a microwave oven. Please pardon the pun but I hope she burns in Hell.
http://digg.com/people/Jury_Finds_Mom_Guilty_For_Murder_In_Microwave_Baby_Case
In Memory of Katie O’Neill founder of L.A. HomeschoolersOnce upon a time, there was a bright, beautiful, talented. and generous mom named Katie. When it came time for her kids to start school, Katie was less than satisfied with what the local schools had to offer. s of a home-based education for her two young sons.
http://digg.com/educational/Against_All_Odds_5
This is original, I swear!
http://digg.com/comedy/MOMS_MINIVAN_Less_Conformist_Than_The_Bus
I was alone at the supermarket today when a mom pulled her cart up beside mine and asked, “Are you still homeschooling your kids?”She and I had talked about it years ago when my daughter attended dance classes with hers.
http://digg.com/educational/A_Day_In_The_Life_Of_A_Homeschooler
When a hockey mom named Sarah Palin ran for governor as a Republican outsider in 2006, she took on not only a sitting governor from her own party but also Alaska's Republican establishment -- vowing to clean up a political system that had been rocked by an Federal Bureau of Investigation corruption probe.
http://digg.com/people/WSJ_com_Profile_of_Alaska_s_Sarah_Palin_Governor_Reform
DAYTON, Ohio: A mother was convicted Friday of killing her month-old daughter by burning her in a microwave oven, with jurors rejecting a defense attorney's claims there was evidence that someone else was responsible.
http://digg.com/world_news/US_jury_convicts_mom_in_microwaved_baby_case
So this is John McCain's bait to dissatisfied Hillary supporters? Sen. Obama was correct... John McCain just doesn't get it. He actually believes Rush Limbaugh who had to have collectively brainwashed the McCain operation that placing a neophyte female Alaskan governor on the ticket would convert the "over 50" Democratic moms to the GOP fold.
http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Snow_White_and_the_Seven_Dwarfs_3
What in the world is McCain thinking? A simple pander to women? Siphon off the females still angry about Hillary Clinton?Apparently John McCain thinks what is between a woman's legs is more important than what's between her ears... Hockey Mom vs. Hamas? Don't insult me.
http://digg.com/political_opinion/Miss_Congeniality_meet_Putin
Ah, that Casey AlDouche...Aldridge, whatever. Poor Jamie Lynn Spears. (For once, I'm not being sarcastic.) Here's a single teenage mom trying to do the right thing by baby Maddie and what the hell does she have to put up with? A fiance who is ...
http://digg.com/celebrity/Jamie_Lynns_Fiance_Cheated_Again_Name_is_now_Casey_AlDouche