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Lance and Shelly retort to the wonders of youtube for their body image issues.
Author: wespitglitter
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Added: November 16, 2008
http://mlmnia.com/underground/ Join MLMNIA Phase II Interviewing a behind the stage curtain MLM mastermind: Private J.PJ uses in house "private lists" to build en masse downlines.In this interview PJ shares personal insights on wealth developmentwith nifty retorts on the attitude one must have to succeed ala guerilla marketing style.
Author: LunaPap
Keywords: mlm secrets interview
Added: November 15, 2008
Nesbits retort to Maureen!
Author: Katrina5988
Keywords: Jimmy Nesbit Maureen Coleman
Added: November 15, 2008
**Last chapter, they were chased by insane fangirls. Afterwards, one of the other brothers was taken away. Wanna know who was taken? READ ON!**Kat: We should do something. I can't stand seeing Aly distraught like this!Regina: Me neither!Kat: So let's DO something!Regina: But Kevin said he knew what he was doing.Kat: then WHERE ARE THEY?Regina: Kat relax! They are probably fine!Kat: It's been FIVE HOURS!Regina: Keep it down Kat! We don't want Aly to hear!!Kat: ALY?! SHE'S THE ONLY ONE YOU CARE ABOUT ISN'T SHE? I'M UPSET TOO YOU KNOW! *voice breaks* What if something terrible happens to them?!Regina: KAT! Can you honestly say you really think I only care about Aly?!Kat: I'm sorry I didn--Regina: And do you honestly think I'm not worried sick?!Kat: You have a poi---Regina: And what's more! What is it with you recently?! You're been fine one second and EXPLODING at me for no reason the next!Aly: *Red eyed* What's going on?Regina: *calmly* Nothing. You OK?Aly: *sniffles* I think so. Why were you two yelling?Kat: *uncomfortably* It was nothing. Stupid stuff. *Regina takes Aly back into the other room and gives her some cookies and goes back out to Kat*Kat: Cookies Regina? Like Seriously?Regina: *gets mad again* You got a better idea?Kat: Relax! No need to get so defensive!! Regina: I'm going out to help them! You stay here!Kat: But---Regina: We can't leave Aly alone Kat! And you are too distracted to come.Kat: Fine. *Sits down angrily.**Regina walks out, and as she suspected she was grabbed from behind and blindfolded.Regina: No need for you to be so rough. I'm not going to fight you if that's what you think.Girl: Nicole told me not to be careless!Regina: Ah. Nicole again. I should have guessed. Well I promise I won't try anything. I'm too tired anyway.Girl: *believes her* Ok. Wow that makes this job much easie---- *Regina had elbowed her stomach and clapped her hands to either side of her head, knocking her out instantly.*Regina: Moron. *takes out girl's phone* Ah. good. she had a GPS already set in here. What an idiot. *follows directions from phone and gets lead to an abandoned warehouse.* You have GOT to be kidding me! How completely like Nicole to try to act a storybook villain!*Walks inside cautiously but nobody is around. Starts looking for the boys and find them tied up in a corner.* Shush! do you want to give me away?Joe: Regina? Thank god!Regina: I said shush! *grinning to herself* Now stay still so I can untie you guys. *Gets them all untied, but finds that Nick is unconscious. Calls Kat and tells her exactly how to get to the warehouse and tells her everything she needs to know.*Joe: They coming? Because there's really no need. Kevin and I can cary Nick.Regina: I know. I just wanted a back up plan. Just in case...*looks over Joe's shoulder and groans* ...that happens.*Kevin spins to see what regina was groaning about and gets jumped on and tied up*Regina: I expected that. They are coming over here now. Why are you looking at me like that Joe?Joe: *looks away* I'm not.Regina: *giggle* OK Nicole. Where's your back up? Thought you could take us on by yourself? How pigheaded of you.Regina: I was hoping to convert your brainwashed minions to my side, *sighs* Somehow you earned their respect. Although I don't think it's really YOU that that are staying for OW!Joe: DON'T HIT HER!Nicole: Tie them up.Girl 1: There's only one rope left.Nicole: So tie them together! Just tie them up so they can't get away!others: OK. Move! *grabs Regina and Joe and positions them back-to-back. Girl 1 ties their hands together. They all walk away*Regina: OK. Stay still.Joe: Why?Regina: Because They suck at knot tying. I can wiggle out.Joe: ..ummmRegina: That's why I said stay still. Please don't make this anymore awkward than it already is.Joe: Sorry. *stays still as Regina gets out of ropes and unties them**Door bursts open*Regina: FINALLY!Kat: Oh. We have been here for like ten minutes.Aly: You looked like you were getting along fine.Regina: Well, Aly, You're lover boy is still out cold over there.Aly: NICK! *Runs over to him*Joe: ...lover boy?Regina: *giggles* It's a girl thing. We have to retort when other girls tease us about...the...boys...we...like *blushes as Joe stares* Uhmm.... Kat, Kevin's waking up.Kat: KEVIN!!! *runs over to him and helps him stand*Kevin: I'm fine Kat. Just a little bruisedKat: You sure?Kevin: YesRegina: Good. Then you can carry Nick.*Joe and Kevin grab Nick. Aly runs over to support his head*Regina: *To Kat* Got what I asked for?Kat: YepRegina: Think we can get out without being seen?*Alarm blares*Kat: Nope. RUN!!!**Will Nicole catch them again? Will Aly and Nick finally get together, or stay Just Friends?? Find out in the next chapter!!**
Author: summerlovr333
Keywords: dating personals random video blog Jonas Brothers love story Just Friends series
Added: November 13, 2008
**Last chapter, they were chased by insane fangirls. Afterwards, one of the other brothers was taken away. Wanna know who was taken? READ ON!**Kat: We should do something. I can't stand seeing Aly distraught like this!Regina: Me neither!Kat: So let's DO something!Regina: But Kevin said he knew what he was doing.Kat: then WHERE ARE THEY?Regina: Kat relax! They are probably fine!Kat: It's been FIVE HOURS!Regina: Keep it down Kat! We don't want Aly to hear!!Kat: ALY?! SHE'S THE ONLY ONE YOU CARE ABOUT ISN'T SHE? I'M UPSET TOO YOU KNOW! *voice breaks* What if something terrible happens to them?!Regina: KAT! Can you honestly say you really think I only care about Aly?!Kat: I'm sorry I didn--Regina: And do you honestly think I'm not worried sick?!Kat: You have a poi---Regina: And what's more! What is it with you recently?! You're been fine one second and EXPLODING at me for no reason the next!Aly: *Red eyed* What's going on?Regina: *calmly* Nothing. You OK?Aly: *sniffles* I think so. Why were you two yelling?Kat: *uncomfortably* It was nothing. Stupid stuff. *Regina takes Aly back into the other room and gives her some cookies and goes back out to Kat*Kat: Cookies Regina? Like Seriously?Regina: *gets mad again* You got a better idea?Kat: Relax! No need to get so defensive!! Regina: I'm going out to help them! You stay here!Kat: But---Regina: We can't leave Aly alone Kat! And you are too distracted to come.Kat: Fine. *Sits down angrily.**Regina walks out, and as she suspected she was grabbed from behind and blindfolded.Regina: No need for you to be so rough. I'm not going to fight you if that's what you think.Girl: Nicole told me not to be careless!Regina: Ah. Nicole again. I should have guessed. Well I promise I won't try anything. I'm too tired anyway.Girl: *believes her* Ok. Wow that makes this job much easie---- *Regina had elbowed her stomach and clapped her hands to either side of her head, knocking her out instantly.*Regina: Moron. *takes out girl's phone* Ah. good. she had a GPS already set in here. What an idiot. *follows directions from phone and gets lead to an abandoned warehouse.* You have GOT to be kidding me! How completely like Nicole to try to act a storybook villain!*Walks inside cautiously but nobody is around. Starts looking for the boys and find them tied up in a corner.* Shush! do you want to give me away?Joe: Regina? Thank god!Regina: I said shush! *grinning to herself* Now stay still so I can untie you guys. *Gets them all untied, but finds that Nick is unconscious. Calls Kat and tells her exactly how to get to the warehouse and tells her everything she needs to know.*Joe: They coming? Because there's really no need. Kevin and I can cary Nick.Regina: I know. I just wanted a back up plan. Just in case...*looks over Joe's shoulder and groans* ...that happens.*Kevin spins to see what regina was groaning about and gets jumped on and tied up*Regina: I expected that. They are coming over here now. Why are you looking at me like that Joe?Joe: *looks away* I'm not.Regina: *giggle* OK Nicole. Where's your back up? Thought you could take us on by yourself? How pigheaded of you.Regina: I was hoping to convert your brainwashed minions to my side, *sighs* Somehow you earned their respect. Although I don't think it's really YOU that that are staying for OW!Joe: DON'T HIT HER!Nicole: Tie them up.Girl 1: There's only one rope left.Nicole: So tie them together! Just tie them up so they can't get away!others: OK. Move! *grabs Regina and Joe and positions them back-to-back. Girl 1 ties their hands together. They all walk away*Regina: OK. Stay still.Joe: Why?Regina: Because They suck at knot tying. I can wiggle out.Joe: ..ummmRegina: That's why I said stay still. Please don't make this anymore awkward than it already is.Joe: Sorry. *stays still as Regina gets out of ropes and unties them**Door bursts open*Regina: FINALLY!Kat: Oh. We have been here for like ten minutes.Aly: You looked like you were getting along fine.Regina: Well, Aly, You're lover boy is still out cold over there.Aly: NICK! *Runs over to him*Joe: ...lover boy?Regina: *giggles* It's a girl thing. We have to retort when other girls tease us about...the...boys...we...like *blushes as Joe stares* Uhmm.... Kat, Kevin's waking up.Kat: KEVIN!!! *runs over to him and helps him stand*Kevin: I'm fine Kat. Just a little bruisedKat: You sure?Kevin: YesRegina: Good. Then you can carry Nick.*Joe and Kevin grab Nick. Aly runs over to support his head*Regina: *To Kat* Got what I asked for?Kat: YepRegina: Think we can get out without being seen?*Alarm blares*Kat: Nope. RUN!!!**Will Nicole catch them again? Will Aly and Nick finally get together, or stay Just Friends?? Find out in the next chapter!!**
Author: summerlovr333
Keywords: dating personals random video blog Jonas Brothers love story Just Friends series
Added: November 13, 2008
**Last chapter, they were chased by insane fangirls. Afterwards, one of the other brothers was taken away. Wanna know who was taken? READ ON!**Kat: We should do something. I can't stand seeing Aly distraught like this!Regina: Me neither!Kat: So let's DO something!Regina: But Kevin said he knew what he was doing.Kat: then WHERE ARE THEY?Regina: Kat relax! They are probably fine!Kat: It's been FIVE HOURS!Regina: Keep it down Kat! We don't want Aly to hear!!Kat: ALY?! SHE'S THE ONLY ONE YOU CARE ABOUT ISN'T SHE? I'M UPSET TOO YOU KNOW! *voice breaks* What if something terrible happens to them?!Regina: KAT! Can you honestly say you really think I only care about Aly?!Kat: I'm sorry I didn--Regina: And do you honestly think I'm not worried sick?!Kat: You have a poi---Regina: And what's more! What is it with you recently?! You're been fine one second and EXPLODING at me for no reason the next!Aly: *Red eyed* What's going on?Regina: *calmly* Nothing. You OK?Aly: *sniffles* I think so. Why were you two yelling?Kat: *uncomfortably* It was nothing. Stupid stuff. *Regina takes Aly back into the other room and gives her some cookies and goes back out to Kat*Kat: Cookies Regina? Like Seriously?Regina: *gets mad again* You got a better idea?Kat: Relax! No need to get so defensive!! Regina: I'm going out to help them! You stay here!Kat: But---Regina: We can't leave Aly alone Kat! And you are too distracted to come.Kat: Fine. *Sits down angrily.**Regina walks out, and as she suspected she was grabbed from behind and blindfolded.Regina: No need for you to be so rough. I'm not going to fight you if that's what you think.Girl: Nicole told me not to be careless!Regina: Ah. Nicole again. I should have guessed. Well I promise I won't try anything. I'm too tired anyway.Girl: *believes her* Ok. Wow that makes this job much easie---- *Regina had elbowed her stomach and clapped her hands to either side of her head, knocking her out instantly.*Regina: Moron. *takes out girl's phone* Ah. good. she had a GPS already set in here. What an idiot. *follows directions from phone and gets lead to an abandoned warehouse.* You have GOT to be kidding me! How completely like Nicole to try to act a storybook villain!*Walks inside cautiously but nobody is around. Starts looking for the boys and find them tied up in a corner.* Shush! do you want to give me away?Joe: Regina? Thank god!Regina: I said shush! *grinning to herself* Now stay still so I can untie you guys. *Gets them all untied, but finds that Nick is unconscious. Calls Kat and tells her exactly how to get to the warehouse and tells her everything she needs to know.*Joe: They coming? Because there's really no need. Kevin and I can cary Nick.Regina: I know. I just wanted a back up plan. Just in case...*looks over Joe's shoulder and groans* ...that happens.*Kevin spins to see what regina was groaning about and gets jumped on and tied up*Regina: I expected that. They are coming over here now. Why are you looking at me like that Joe?Joe: *looks away* I'm not.Regina: *giggle* OK Nicole. Where's your back up? Thought you could take us on by yourself? How pigheaded of you.Regina: I was hoping to convert your brainwashed minions to my side, *sighs* Somehow you earned their respect. Although I don't think it's really YOU that that are staying for OW!Joe: DON'T HIT HER!Nicole: Tie them up.Girl 1: There's only one rope left.Nicole: So tie them together! Just tie them up so they can't get away!others: OK. Move! *grabs Regina and Joe and positions them back-to-back. Girl 1 ties their hands together. They all walk away*Regina: OK. Stay still.Joe: Why?Regina: Because They suck at knot tying. I can wiggle out.Joe: ..ummmRegina: That's why I said stay still. Please don't make this anymore awkward than it already is.Joe: Sorry. *stays still as Regina gets out of ropes and unties them**Door bursts open*Regina: FINALLY!Kat: Oh. We have been here for like ten minutes.Aly: You looked like you were getting along fine.Regina: Well, Aly, You're lover boy is still out cold over there.Aly: NICK! *Runs over to him*Joe: ...lover boy?Regina: *giggles* It's a girl thing. We have to retort when other girls tease us about...the...boys...we...like *blushes as Joe stares* Uhmm.... Kat, Kevin's waking up.Kat: KEVIN!!! *runs over to him and helps him stand*Kevin: I'm fine Kat. Just a little bruisedKat: You sure?Kevin: YesRegina: Good. Then you can carry Nick.*Joe and Kevin grab Nick. Aly runs over to support his head*Regina: *To Kat* Got what I asked for?Kat: YepRegina: Think we can get out without being seen?*Alarm blares*Kat: Nope. RUN!!!**Will Nicole catch them again? Will Aly and Nick finally get together, or stay Just Friends?? Find out in the next chapter!!**
Author: summerlovr333
Keywords: dating personals random video blog Jonas Brothers love story Just Friends series
Added: November 13, 2008
**Last chapter, they were chased by insane fangirls. Afterwards, one of the other brothers was taken away. Wanna know who was taken? READ ON!**Kat: We should do something. I can't stand seeing Aly distraught like this!Regina: Me neither!Kat: So let's DO something!Regina: But Kevin said he knew what he was doing.Kat: then WHERE ARE THEY?Regina: Kat relax! They are probably fine!Kat: It's been FIVE HOURS!Regina: Keep it down Kat! We don't want Aly to hear!!Kat: ALY?! SHE'S THE ONLY ONE YOU CARE ABOUT ISN'T SHE? I'M UPSET TOO YOU KNOW! *voice breaks* What if something terrible happens to them?!Regina: KAT! Can you honestly say you really think I only care about Aly?!Kat: I'm sorry I didn--Regina: And do you honestly think I'm not worried sick?!Kat: You have a poi---Regina: And what's more! What is it with you recently?! You're been fine one second and EXPLODING at me for no reason the next!Aly: *Red eyed* What's going on?Regina: *calmly* Nothing. You OK?Aly: *sniffles* I think so. Why were you two yelling?Kat: *uncomfortably* It was nothing. Stupid stuff. *Regina takes Aly back into the other room and gives her some cookies and goes back out to Kat*Kat: Cookies Regina? Like Seriously?Regina: *gets mad again* You got a better idea?Kat: Relax! No need to get so defensive!! Regina: I'm going out to help them! You stay here!Kat: But---Regina: We can't leave Aly alone Kat! And you are too distracted to come.Kat: Fine. *Sits down angrily.**Regina walks out, and as she suspected she was grabbed from behind and blindfolded.Regina: No need for you to be so rough. I'm not going to fight you if that's what you think.Girl: Nicole told me not to be careless!Regina: Ah. Nicole again. I should have guessed. Well I promise I won't try anything. I'm too tired anyway.Girl: *believes her* Ok. Wow that makes this job much easie---- *Regina had elbowed her stomach and clapped her hands to either side of her head, knocking her out instantly.*Regina: Moron. *takes out girl's phone* Ah. good. she had a GPS already set in here. What an idiot. *follows directions from phone and gets lead to an abandoned warehouse.* You have GOT to be kidding me! How completely like Nicole to try to act a storybook villain!*Walks inside cautiously but nobody is around. Starts looking for the boys and find them tied up in a corner.* Shush! do you want to give me away?Joe: Regina? Thank god!Regina: I said shush! *grinning to herself* Now stay still so I can untie you guys. *Gets them all untied, but finds that Nick is unconscious. Calls Kat and tells her exactly how to get to the warehouse and tells her everything she needs to know.*Joe: They coming? Because there's really no need. Kevin and I can cary Nick.Regina: I know. I just wanted a back up plan. Just in case...*looks over Joe's shoulder and groans* ...that happens.*Kevin spins to see what regina was groaning about and gets jumped on and tied up*Regina: I expected that. They are coming over here now. Why are you looking at me like that Joe?Joe: *looks away* I'm not.Regina: *giggle* OK Nicole. Where's your back up? Thought you could take us on by yourself? How pigheaded of you.Regina: I was hoping to convert your brainwashed minions to my side, *sighs* Somehow you earned their respect. Although I don't think it's really YOU that that are staying for OW!Joe: DON'T HIT HER!Nicole: Tie them up.Girl 1: There's only one rope left.Nicole: So tie them together! Just tie them up so they can't get away!others: OK. Move! *grabs Regina and Joe and positions them back-to-back. Girl 1 ties their hands together. They all walk away*Regina: OK. Stay still.Joe: Why?Regina: Because They suck at knot tying. I can wiggle out.Joe: ..ummmRegina: That's why I said stay still. Please don't make this anymore awkward than it already is.Joe: Sorry. *stays still as Regina gets out of ropes and unties them**Door bursts open*Regina: FINALLY!Kat: Oh. We have been here for like ten minutes.Aly: You looked like you were getting along fine.Regina: Well, Aly, You're lover boy is still out cold over there.Aly: NICK! *Runs over to him*Joe: ...lover boy?Regina: *giggles* It's a girl thing. We have to retort when other girls tease us about...the...boys...we...like *blushes as Joe stares* Uhmm.... Kat, Kevin's waking up.Kat: KEVIN!!! *runs over to him and helps him stand*Kevin: I'm fine Kat. Just a little bruisedKat: You sure?Kevin: YesRegina: Good. Then you can carry Nick.*Joe and Kevin grab Nick. Aly runs over to support his head*Regina: *To Kat* Got what I asked for?Kat: YepRegina: Think we can get out without being seen?*Alarm blares*Kat: Nope. RUN!!!**Will Nicole catch them again? Will Aly and Nick finally get together, or stay Just Friends?? Find out in the next chapter!!**
Author: summerlovr333
Keywords: dating personals random video blog Jonas Brothers love story Just Friends series
Added: November 13, 2008
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![At the Santa Fe R.R. tie plant, Albuquerque, N[ew] Mex[ico]. The ties made of pine and fir, are seasoned for eight months. The steaming black ties in the center have just come from the retort where they have been impregnated with creosote for eight hours.](http://static.flickr.com/2165/2179203542_ae40de6cfb_s.jpg "At the Santa Fe R.R. tie plant, Albuquerque, N[ew] Mex[ico]. The ties made of pine and fir, are seasoned for eight months. The steaming black ties in the center have just come from the retort where they have been impregnated with creosote for eight hours.")
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But the haters have some really, really funny things to say. Read what the U.K. press is saying about Razorlight, and Borrell's retorts!
http://digg.com/music/Razorlight_s_Johnny_Borrell_The_Haters_Won_t_Win
F1 boss retorts with the most commonly used excuse when one is a racist and doesn't know it. And I have a black belt, and a black pick-up...
http://digg.com/motorsport/Ecclestone_clears_air_with_Hamilton
There are numerous research topics that instantly create controversies. Controversial research subject matters are argumentative themes that keep on imploring evenhandedness and neutrality. Heated arguments and passionate retorts have created vehement reactions.
http://digg.com/general_sciences/Deliberation_on_Most_Controversial_Research_Topics
One of the things to understand when we talk about various business model innovations that companies can use, is the idea that successful implementation of these business models doesn't mean merely copying what someone else did, but continuing to come up with new ideas and new innovations. One of the common retorts to this, often found in our comme
http://digg.com/apple/Trent_Reznor_s_Latest_Trick_iPhone_Highest_Score
For years, we've debated rising economic inequality. On one side, liberals denounce it as unjust. Redistribute wealth to the poor and middle class, they say. On the other, conservatives minimize its importance. What matters most is overall economic growth, they retort.
http://digg.com/political_opinion/Poor_Aren_t_Poor_Because_Rich_Are_Rich
Emails are shooting around to Geek Squad employees, encouraging them to join the Communications Workers of America union, so Best Buy retorts with emails of its own claiming that unions would hinder its ability to speak with and negotiate with each each employee individually. (There's so much closeness when one employee negotiates with a hydra.)
http://digg.com/business_finance/Best_Buy_Unionizing_Drive_Met_By_Concerned_Bulk_E_Mail
Two months ago, the Tribe issued the boycott of P. Diddy based on remarks he made about John McCain and his selection of Sarah Palin as his Vice President. Besides a few reports on the story, no one in the media or entertainment industry spoke out against the hateful commentsWell, while searching the web for insightful, entertaining...
http://digg.com/political_opinion/The_Diddy_Retort_4
This guy just about sums it all up! Its good to see no everyone has lost their freaking minds. Close, but not everyone.
http://digg.com/2008_us_elections/Diddy_Retort_A_video_response_P_Diddy_s_P_Stupidness
Oh boy! Hope it still there when click on the site .
http://digg.com/odd_stuff/The_Drudge_Retort_2
An interesting retort to the Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross suspension. Quite right too!
http://digg.com/celebrity/An_open_letter_to_Mark_Thompson_Director_General_of_the_BBC